I can’t shake this feeling that you’re cheating with her.
I know you said you never would, and I don’t think you went out of your way to make it happen. But the fact you’re deleting texts from her, that you were trying to arrange seeing her when I’ll be working…
I know I’ve got to play the long game on this. But I swear down, if I find out you are, you will never come back in this house again. And I might smash your xbox for good measure.
Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?
the prof asks the important questions.
Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!!
Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.
Mainly reblogging for the last comment.
my dad basically says your early 20’s are when you’re too young for anyone to take you seriously and you’re too old for anyone to feel sorry for you and he is 100% right
The sophomore year of life
I have officially convinced myself that my boyfriend is cheating.
Now I guess I just need to find out for sure.