Reality Hits Home

I HATE

Hayfever

And having to go to ultrasounds.

And the 2 together are just completely M.F.-ers.

I’m bursting for a pee cos my bladder needs to be full so they can see what’s rocking inside, and every time I sneeze from hayfever it feels like my bladder will explode/I may wet myself.

I’m such a sexy biatch right now. 
Who Wouldn’t want me right now?!

Da Fuq.

I never expected to give a shit about your opinion, especially when you’re such a frickin’ creeper.

But then you go and call me fat and now I’m obsessing over it all yet again.

FUCK YOU.
I’m getting drunk.

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

birdhouseinmysoul:

thisonehasabeat:

livingitout:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

Yep, true story.

dear jesus. you know you’re queer when..

I was a weird kid and actually recall putting my tongue into these things on more than one occasion…explains a lot, don’t it?

Haha, oh gosh, I used to do both……

(Source: manda, via younglingwiththetonguering)