Life is not about how many breaths we take.
Life is about how many moments take our breath away.
And having to go to ultrasounds.
And the 2 together are just completely M.F.-ers.
I’m bursting for a pee cos my bladder needs to be full so they can see what’s rocking inside, and every time I sneeze from hayfever it feels like my bladder will explode/I may wet myself.
I’m such a sexy biatch right now.
Who Wouldn’t want me right now?!
I never expected to give a shit about your opinion, especially when you’re such a frickin’ creeper.
But then you go and call me fat and now I’m obsessing over it all yet again.
I’m getting drunk.
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
Yep, true story.
dear jesus. you know you’re queer when..
I was a weird kid and actually recall putting my tongue into these things on more than one occasion…explains a lot, don’t it?
Haha, oh gosh, I used to do both……