July292012
On a massive downer right now.

So have a picture of my stepson with his daddy on the drive home from the beach on Tuesday. They can usually cheer me up.

On a massive downer right now.

So have a picture of my stepson with his daddy on the drive home from the beach on Tuesday. They can usually cheer me up.

June182012

I HATE

Hayfever

And having to go to ultrasounds.

And the 2 together are just completely M.F.-ers.

I’m bursting for a pee cos my bladder needs to be full so they can see what’s rocking inside, and every time I sneeze from hayfever it feels like my bladder will explode/I may wet myself.

I’m such a sexy biatch right now. 
Who Wouldn’t want me right now?!

12PM

I’m actually dying with how funny I found this.

(via grenadewithcurls)

lol life joke 

June102012

Da Fuq.

I never expected to give a shit about your opinion, especially when you’re such a frickin’ creeper.

But then you go and call me fat and now I’m obsessing over it all yet again.

FUCK YOU.
I’m getting drunk.

June22012

Forever reblog anything with this quote in.

(via younglingwiththetonguering-deac)

May192012
Yes, yes I do.

Yes, yes I do.

(Source: newrider, via bendybutnotbroken)

lol life 

April12012
2PM
The shit moment when you realise he’s pretty much discovered it.

The shit moment when you realise he’s pretty much discovered it.

(via younglingwiththetonguering-deac)

March202012

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

birdhouseinmysoul:

thisonehasabeat:

livingitout:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

Yep, true story.

dear jesus. you know you’re queer when..

I was a weird kid and actually recall putting my tongue into these things on more than one occasion…explains a lot, don’t it?

Haha, oh gosh, I used to do both……

(Source: manda, via younglingwiththetonguering-deac)

10AM
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